PugJesusThey're literally conspiring against you
ChronographsEven for men’s clothes the sizing seems to only really be consistent within the same item, maybe brand. Even though they’re supposed to be measurements you still have to try everything on.
We haven't even talked about kids clothing yet....ohhh boyyy does that one suck
Being the kid sucks worse
You’re dragged around the store as a living mannequin, while simultaneously being bored out of your mind