I’ve … been asked where the grave candles are …
(I’m not goth, I didn’t even had any of my metal shirts, just business casual)
So, uh, where are the uh, grave candles? The grave?
Should have pointed him to the rave (stroboscope) candles.
What does it say about me that from this comment, I immediately assumed I’d find you attractive??

Ty.

I just feel bad I didn’t know where the candles were.
(And, additionally, that bcs of the weird look on his face I “had to” point out that I don’t work there & to perhaps find someone in a red shirt with a big store logo on it.)