So do you know how to use cheese or no?

Novice: “Is this too much cheese?”

Expert: “Never too much cheese.”

So, a mouldy milkmaid kinda thing?
Step 1: use all the cheese.
Step 2: …
Step 3: profit
They uh…they were hitting on you.
There is a right way and a wrong way to shoot your shot.
And this was the right way
The right way always includes cheese in some copacity.
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There’s only one of each?
As long as you’re in the cheese adjacent area and not the feminine hygiene area.
I can’t tell if you’re serious.
They call me… Cheeselord.

It’s him!

He Who Stands on Geometry the AI Cannot Traverse!

I’ve … been asked where the grave candles are …
(I’m not goth, I didn’t even had any of my metal shirts, just business casual)
So, uh, where are the uh, grave candles? The grave?
Should have pointed him to the rave (stroboscope) candles.
What does it say about me that from this comment, I immediately assumed I’d find you attractive??

Ty.

I just feel bad I didn’t know where the candles were.
(And, additionally, that bcs of the weird look on his face I “had to” point out that I don’t work there & to perhaps find someone in a red shirt with a big store logo on it.)

I guess you could say that it came out of the bleu
mon dieu!

mais non!

(et bravo, @[email protected])

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“Looking”/“Sounding” like you know what you’re doing with cheese are compliments.

“Tasting” like you know what you’re doing with cheese is probably also a compliment?

“Smelling”/“Feeling” like you know what you’re doing with cheese might not be.