Fancy European metal work

https://sh.itjust.works/post/44964822

As demanded by tradition: PORTUGAL CARALHO!
TIL Portugal uses CARALHO the same way as Brazil.
they speak Brazilian there, Portuguese love it when you point it out, trust me
Ah so that’s why you expatriated.
Oh it’s a dick
ohhh true. I was wondering if this kinda metalwork doesn't exist in the states but this makes more sense lol
It would be really hard to do.
No spoilers dude
Sounding as art
That’s the jism. The urethra is actually similar to a gun barrel and causes the semen to corkscrew in order to add momentum and improve accuracy.
The sounding happens when you maintain the piece. You don’t want to fire with a soiled barrel.
I love the fancy twisty-twirly urethra!
aka “crazy urethra”

Big deal, we have this in Montevideo as well

This is the quite popular Deckenbaus design.
Duck dick. The corkscrew comes out of the head.