I'm working on a universal bucket list for corporations:

1) Declare that you're a different kind of a company

2) Design and announce your own typeface

3) One year of free credit monitoring

@lcamtuf

Don't forget: We take your privacy and security seriously.

Most important especially when your millions of customers data and just been leaked all over the Internet like a ruptured septic tank.

@simonzerafa @lcamtuf

I wish that there was a sudden fad for donating to open source development or something. Just, you know, if they're going to burn through massive amounts of money on a fad project, it would be nice if it was something permanent that stuck around to help people.