So twice as long between new phones, what sort of monster are you! Expecting the poor multinationals to build a phone for you and not have its effective lifespan artificially limited by the compromised battery solutions is basically communism, or socialism or woke.
<<insert phone company>> loves you and only wants what’s best for you, it’s supper distressing to <<insert phone company>> that they put so much into the relationship and you are so cold and dismissive of them. You should go and buy a <<insert new full retail price product>> to make it up to them.