physically im in the uk mentally im literally anywhere else
even australia? or germany?
i'm not sure australia is a real place tbh
You’re confusing it with New Zealand, which is clearly made up.

Agreed, they are confused.

Australia is where the spiders and kangaroos are.

New Zealand is where the hobbits are from, clearly imaginary.

australia also has robert irwin which is the only good thing to come from there.
hey now bluey is great
What about The Wiggles?