thread of random videos i have saved. number one

nightclub for deer.mp4

bacterias.mp4
don't teleport.mp4
marth.mp4
bread spinning.mp4
skyrim orphanage.mp4
eloise.mp4
evil rock.mp4
its friday night.mp4
its friday.mp4
its a friday once again.mp4
electric feel friday.mp4

OMG SORRY WRONG PERSON.mp4

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inflatables.mp4
saas was destroyed.mp4
dr. pepper creature.mp4
cilantro margaritas.mp4
hungy hanga shimidy shanga squash banana.mp4
tour forced.mp4
butter.mp4
ya_novel.mp4
@swiftyshq the vikings only raided the rest of europe because they needed to find more butter for their shitty buttercake
@swiftyshq half life scientist scream sfx
@swiftyshq they look so pettable
@swiftyshq Gib em the pepper!
@swiftyshq this is frickin ending me
@aisling just like alien 😔 the green alien 😔 💥
@swiftyshq I am alien (the green alien)
electric feel justice remix btw for anyone not able to get it from the file name
@swiftyshq this reminds me that I should try to get back into killer7. I played for a bit and got confused unfortunately but maybe I'll get over the barrier to entry next time
@eblu the controls are. finicky. so i dont blame you for getting turned away lolol
@swiftyshq yeah it was a hell of a hassle to actually defend myself when the laughter was coming from behind me and I often just ended up taking the hit anyway
@swiftyshq I am calling the alt text into question. If this spinning was caused by hot air emanating from the microwave, they would be spinning in opposite directions as the airflow, presumably, passed between them. But it's still entertaining 🙂
@TheMNWolf oh shit true. i'm not sure WHY it's spinning then ?!
@swiftyshq It looks similar to a stir bar used in chemistry so it could be magnets. Or it could be an air current, but one being blown from off screen either to the right or the left. If it was an air current, I would expect the recently placed baguette to shift slightly at first, so I'm leaning towards magnets. Or, it could be CG.

@swiftyshq YES

MM

SO GOOD

BREAD FINALLY SPINNING

@swiftyshq how the hell did they do this
@theotheroracle many have asked and no answer has been truly pinned down
@swiftyshq my best guess is its in reverse , but the other bread spins for so much longer ??? its possible theres a magnet in the bread that keeps spinning and theres a spinning magnet in the cutting board but that would be a lot of effort for a meme . compositing seems impractical because the shadows overlap so cleanly , would be hard ( but not necesarrily impossible ) to composite them ,,, i'm kinda baffled by this . no matter how much i think of this i cant think of a simplr enough way to pull this off . off screen air currents would be really finnecky , theres no way its all cgi , the reflection on the microwave ??? its so impressive , what the hell
@swiftyshq ok i looked them up and objects spinning is apparently their entire bit lol , they say its not vfx, cgi, ai, blender, fidget spinners, "3d mods" ( unsure what that means ) , or stop motion , so no idea how they're doing it , unless they're lying of course lol , which is possible .
@swiftyshq this is cursed  and made me laugh a lot

Is the kind of toys that would end up in a random waiting room that make you wonder who made it, why did they think kids would ever like it, and how on earth did it get into that office
@swiftyshq this will be an entraining thread 
maybe #1 video of all time.

@swiftyshq i love chinafakes http://chinafake.wiki

good stuff

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@swiftyshq oh man, I thought the deer nightclub was gone be them all frozen on the dancefloor cause of the lights