Cats’ll chew and eat random shit too, but you’ll never catch them when attempting to get whatever they have out of their mouth since they’re way faster and more agile than a dog.

You’ve never had a gremlin cat cause I’ve definitely had cats try to run off with random shit in their mouth

Back when I used to let my cat outside I had to do this move with a live hummingbird she had caught (it was unharmed)