Chipmunks are cute and all...until they start leaving half your tomatoes half-eaten. There is a new enemy in the garden.

@briankrebs Brother Brian you've got a low level intrusion with root access to your salad.

In my village we don’t waste time with incident reports. We escalate to physical layer security. Last week a baboon tried to ransomware my banana trees now that bastard be cooking in my stew. Get your 22 and make yourself some chipmunk stew my brother.