Barely back at home I almost broke my toes (my poor right foot really took a beating during WHY thanks to twisting my ankle three times on the day 0, and apparently this beating continued here) and then got to quickly configure a cold spare router as my USG seems to have stopped working while gone. That at least explains why I couldn't reach my servers at home.
I'd like to have some calm days without any emergencies, unplanned maintenance or sensory bombardment now please. Wish me luck 😅