@catsalad

Zoomies, engage!

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Actual observation of superluminal motion.

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Cat runs frantically toward sound of can being opened in kitchen!

Can that was actually opened:

"Trader Joe's Sliced Black Olives"

#catsofmastodon

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Reminds me of a stealth bomber at the moment of going transsonic..
When the little bit of water on its surface doesn’t want to keep up, and it becomes a cloud.

@catsalad

when i was a kid, we had an electric can opener and the cats would materialize from anywhere in the house as soon as it fired up.

later, cat food cans came with the little pull tabs, so anytime i opened up a beer, i had instant cat.

hope springs eternal if you're a cat.