Perfectly described.

@georgetakei

I know there have been redesigns before, but all these redesigns, - ESPECIALLY the impending ballroom - seem to me that Trump has decided he's for sure gonna stay.

@georgetakei Oh look! A bunch of golden dildos!
@georgetakei Well, those are… a little too big to be a metaphor for President Mushroom.

@georgetakei
they paved paradise and put up…. umbrellas that look like dildos?

…..shoooooo bop bop bop

@georgetakei All but the "nice" is true.
@georgetakei Gold penises? What gold penises?
@georgetakei I just see erect penises. 
@georgetakei 🎶 I beg your pardon...🎶
@georgetakei When one dick in the White House just isn’t enough…
@georgetakei If I am elected president, that shit will be returned to the Rose garden before the end of my inauguration.
@georgetakei must we have umbrellas that look like the head of a dick?

@georgetakei

Looks like somewhere you go to get a meal you pay for, so that fits.

@georgetakei Nice little café they got there. I guess that means anyone in the United States can go there and order food for a reasonable price. Maybe even for free, since I had tax dollars paid for this white trash set up it’s white trash set up because it’s at the White House not Some mall or shopping center where it would be very nice.
Then again, the bitch that designed it doesn’t know crap about style or class
@georgetakei
One step UP from McDonalds so it's a start. He's years away from class.