My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/40090995

I think it’s infected. You better take them to Dr. Dre.
Who?
Ya’ll forgot about Dre!?!
Nowadays, everybody wants to talk
Like they got somethin to say
I wonder what the critical mass of people has to be, on average, for this to get through the chorus here.
Just a bunch of gibberish
and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre