My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now

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pffffftttt i dont buy it... no way youve had a pair of earphones for a year
Mine have relaceable cables. Uhm, in-ear, not earphone.
It’s lived past is expected use case a set of headphones should be, this is reality bleading though your headphones.
I think it’s infected. You better take them to Dr. Dre.
Who?
Ya’ll forgot about Dre!?!
Nowadays, everybody wants to talk
Like they got somethin to say
I wonder what the critical mass of people has to be, on average, for this to get through the chorus here.
Just a bunch of gibberish
and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
dr dre is dead, he’s locked in my basement.
Not a medical doctor. As such.
Dr Who isn’t that kind of a doctor.
Depends on what the underlying problem in. How many people’s headphones are oozing goo? It could be an invasion!
Send them to their resting place, they’ve done all they can
Try isopropyl alcohol 70%. The stuff you use for disinfectant in the first aid aisle.
Soft rubbery plastics do this over time. The alcohol will strip the soft material that is disintegrating and leave the smooth plastic behind.
At this point I don’t think he’s trying to fix the problem.
Problem is, it leaks from the inside.

Oh boy!!! Just what I was looking for. How much for a pint of certified organic cable syrup? Can you guarantee it’s less than 1% earwax by weight? If so I can go as high as tree fiddy.

My usual source on FB marketplace is playing hard to get. They said ‘I know what I’ve got and I won’t take less than a dub’. What a scammer LOL. Unless that syrup is gold plated I ain’t paying 20 bucks for a pint, smh.

I'll give you a nickel if you lick it
"If I had a nickle everytime someone wanted me to lick unidentified goo from someone, I’d have 10 nickles and a weird aftertaste.
Bro just clean your ears bro
Ok, so, A. Buy new earbuds. And B. Don’t throw them away, give their “body” to science, I want a full autopsy of these.
Yeah, but slightly cheaper earbuds so you can also buy an xacto knife to cut these bad boys open.
You clearly left out the main thing anyone would need to troubleshoot this issue… what kind of music are you listening to. Obviously low quality music will wreck headphones no matter how good they are.
Music so touching, it brought the cable to tears.
probably Psalm 69 by Minstry, I made the same mistake in high school, my headphones didn’t leak anything, but several lesser demons briefly manifested. I just went back to listening to White Zombie, and it all calmed down.
Liar! Blasphemer!
I prefer it over Dark Side of The Spoon.
Are your headphones sucking out your ear wax or something? What the heck even is that gunk? 😮
I thought of that at first, but that got too far down the cable now. I also tried to put hydrogen peroxide on it which seems to foam a lot with earwax, but had no visible reaction to this goo.
As others have said it is the rubber breaking down
I’ve had cables so this after ten (five of I left em in the car) so maybe they’re a touch old?
Thats the sin leaking out.
This happened to the outer rubbery (soft plastic) housing on my bike U lock. For like 10 years it was great, then one first-ride-of-spring I grab it, and it’s like the entire thing was dunked in a pot of honey.
Rubberized coating does that eventually, especially if the ambient humidity is high.

I also had this once.

This might be the answer: integraudio.com/why-headphones-cable-sticky/

Why Do Headphones & Cables Get Sticky? SOLVED & How To Avoid

Why do headphones & cables get sticky?Unless they're made from pure plastic or cloth material, headphone wires use rubber that may get softened and gummy...

Integraudio
This is AI slop?
It is absolutely slop whether a human or AI vomited those words onto the page. So much fucking repetitive filler.
what does it taste like

We live is corrosive atmosphere.

When rubber and plastic run out of antioxidants they will disintegrate or turn in to a slime.

When using recycled plastics, this a real wild card. The levels can wary wildly from batch to batch, so even the manufacturer doesn’t really have clue, only occasionally tested minimum level.

Pristine shit can be used more for planned obsolesce.

It’s just going trough puberty
The vital essence
I think cancer treatment will be more costly than a new pair of earbuds or whatever your next cheap accessory that is leaking unknown chemicals.
The door paint in my last flat did this if you hung damp clothes over them.

That’s a Spotify Leak /s

This reminds me of the old Apple Macbook chargers where the cable was permanently attached to the charger itself. These cables became brittle and discolored from white to yelloy (they looked like they have been in a heavy smokers’ household when exposed to UV light, which is always). When I tried to fix the brittle cables with tape, it got worse and probably due to a chemical reaction between the material of the cable and the sticky glue of the tape they completely disintegrated.

Your headphones are beyond repair. It looks like they have been exposed to some chemicals. Did you at one point in time clean them with perhaps an aggressive cleaner (toilet/ household cleaner)? It could be possible that some cleaner got inside the cable through a micro-crack in the cables’ insulation and reacted with the copper inside.

You should replace them. The ooze is probably not healthy.

It’s that xxx site youbkeep visiting

Given that:

  • The statue of Mother Mary cries;
  • These earphones are weeping;
  • You are witnessing divine signals from heaven above, and can charge people money to make the holy trek to witness your hallowed earphones.

    Its Jesus’s earwax!
    Wasn’t the weeping statue just sewage?