launched a startup as a joke on linkedin.
it offers UUIDs as a service. yes, really.

https://uuid.php.fail

you get:

/v1 – time-based

/v4 – random

/v6 – reordered time-based

/v7 – timestamp-based

/ulid – lexicographically sortable

/ai – uuid generation using AI in the browser (needs webgpu)

open source here: https://git.hannover.ccc.de/lubiana/uuid

it’s all curlable. no auth. no tracking. no billing.
just vibes and very serious enterprise value™