Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid?

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Maps without New Zealand
You’re right. Send me right to jail.
No its there that's the "unnamed state". We finally found New Zealand
Name it New Washington so theres even more ambiguity when someone refers to something happening in Washington.
Or “Bay Area” so people can wonder if the speaker means San Francisco, Tampa, Chesapeake, etc.
Can we call it the Tri-State so every “Tri-State area” has no hope?
Columbia District, New Washington.
That’s Canada.
Well shit. We ought give it back. Has anyone told them?
It’s that 51st state someone keeps claiming…
It has a name: “you pee”. They just leave ir off of most maps because it is considered nsfw.
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The fact that Michigan gets Isle Royale too boils my blood as a Minnesotan. They’re just greedy expansionists!
It knows what it did
Septic 47 swamp drained here
Dem der are da North Woods.
Man, it looks like sheer laziness that they can fit “Kentucky” into its state, but “Alabama” gets a pointer line. You’re telling me that you can’t do the exact same thing you did with “Georgia” there?
Even the label doesn’t want to go to Alabama.
Don’t let trump see this post
Wisconsin should launch a special military operation on Michigan to take that land as it has ethnic Wisconsinites there.
Ethnic Wisconsinites who are Canadian in Spirit.
It’s Lake Michigan’s pubes.
We don’t want it. But we lost a war with Canada and was forced to take it.
I love that New Hampshire and Vermont are mislabeled lmao
Whatever are you talking about? Its clearly correct and always been that way.
Wake up babe, new Mandela effect just dropped.
That’s just Mich and Michagain
I don’t want to hell again😭
It’s called the superior state.
Also forgot to name the other state between Michigan and Wisconsin.
I think that’s because its state changes seasonally.
That state is called Limper. The residents call themselves Dicks.
that’s East Dakota
I claimed it for Nathaniel Merriweather a long time ago, in the name of Johan Dandifop and the League of Well-Dressed Gentlemen. We call it Bobsmithville. All the residents are aquatic aficionados.