We have revoked your America priviliges and replaced it with water. No, you may not have it back.

https://lemmy.world/post/44212935

Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻

https://lemmy.world/post/42314811

Me too, ziploc bag. Me too.

https://lemmy.world/post/41762034

Me too ziploc bag, me too.

https://lemmy.world/post/41761950

The letters on my ziploc bag wore out in exactly the right way to symbolize the way I feel these days.

https://lemmy.world/post/41761792

Absolute unit

https://lemmy.world/post/41684289

Fuck you, Ostrich

https://lemmy.world/post/40400112

113 for life

https://lemmy.world/post/40006672

3 days

https://lemmy.world/post/39996365

Newfie Declaration of Independence

https://lemmy.world/post/39688810