"Hey girl, I know I'm fun to think about. Call me."

https://sh.itjust.works/post/43034998

Imma be real with you, champ. If you’re losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don’t pass on those genes.
How many ducks have you fought?! My God man!

Ducks are easy, geese on the other hand…

I’m guessing bro got into a tussle with a Canada goose.