"Hey girl, I know I'm fun to think about. Call me."

https://sh.itjust.works/post/43034998

Since he got his pants back, he is not actually hanging out anymore.
Hey, zipper could be down.
Based on this poster and the 1942 duckumentary Donald Duck Visits Lake Titicaca, I can safely assume that all ducks hate pants.
If she doesn’t call him, he knows she’s not the right one
I wouldn’t even bother. He’s probably a bill collector.
Does he collect duck bills? 🦆
Damn everyone in debt these days even the fuckin ducks
I feel personally attacked
I kinda wanna call him to learn more about the story.
Imma be real with you, champ. If you’re losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don’t pass on those genes.

*jeans

Missed opportunity.

How many ducks have you fought?! My God man!

Ducks are easy, geese on the other hand…

I’m guessing bro got into a tussle with a Canada goose.

Bro did you just assume this was a duck sized duck? We clearly don’t have enough information from the post to eliminate the possibility this is a horse sized duck, which is quite terrifying.
That’s confidence.
Was it a horse-sized duck?