aninjury2allJul 30, 2025

Kelsey Piper Decides DOGE Dipshits Deserve The Benefit Of The Doubt In Long-Winded Thread

https://awful.systems/post/5121683

Kelsey Piper Decides DOGE Dipshits Deserve The Benefit Of The Doubt In Long-Winded Thread - awful.systems

Normally I’d post this to the weekly thread but the thread’s extra sneerable > When I was younger I’d have unhesitatingly said ‘prosecute them’ [https://xcancel.com/KelseyTuoc/status/1950334711504781570] I guess we all lose intelligence as we age eh? TBH I’d support prosecuting Kelsey too just because of how she runs cover for these freaks

Show threadswlabrJul 30, 2025

Gosh.

“DOGErs aren’t that bad! They are just bad as the gain-of-function researchers that definitely invented COVID-19 and Super AIDS, something that definitely happened and isn’t a far right conspiracy theory! Which I wouldn’t believe anyway, because I’m a morally superior centrist! (except tee hee I actually parrot the right all the time!)”

Piper doesn’t deserve the privilege of having an opinion.

Show threadSoyweiserJul 30, 2025

What a way to sneak the covid conspiracy theory into the bigger consciousness, just talk about it like it is an established fact.

She must hate grapefruits. (Yeah, a stretch, some commercialized grapefruits come from Atomic Gardening which is also a sort of gain of function research, and prob a lot riskier in spreading mutations into wider nature. But there is no witchhunt over that so people aren’t aware. (I just think it is neat).

Atomic gardening - Wikipedia

Show threadswlabrJul 30, 2025
Grapefruits have another function, besides grapefruiting???
Show threadSoyweiser
Yes, the acidic squirt that gets everywhere? Engineered on purpose. It is a scam by big napkin.
Jul 30, 2025 at 3:25pmWeb