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Kelsey Piper Decides DOGE Dipshits Deserve The Benefit Of The Doubt In Long-Winded Thread

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Kelsey Piper Decides DOGE Dipshits Deserve The Benefit Of The Doubt In Long-Winded Thread - awful.systems

Normally I’d post this to the weekly thread but the thread’s extra sneerable > When I was younger I’d have unhesitatingly said ‘prosecute them’ [https://xcancel.com/KelseyTuoc/status/1950334711504781570] I guess we all lose intelligence as we age eh? TBH I’d support prosecuting Kelsey too just because of how she runs cover for these freaks

Jul 30, 2025 at 11:18amWeb
Show threadswlabrJul 30, 2025

Gosh.

“DOGErs aren’t that bad! They are just bad as the gain-of-function researchers that definitely invented COVID-19 and Super AIDS, something that definitely happened and isn’t a far right conspiracy theory! Which I wouldn’t believe anyway, because I’m a morally superior centrist! (except tee hee I actually parrot the right all the time!)”

Piper doesn’t deserve the privilege of having an opinion.

Show threadSoyweiserJul 30, 2025

What a way to sneak the covid conspiracy theory into the bigger consciousness, just talk about it like it is an established fact.

She must hate grapefruits. (Yeah, a stretch, some commercialized grapefruits come from Atomic Gardening which is also a sort of gain of function research, and prob a lot riskier in spreading mutations into wider nature. But there is no witchhunt over that so people aren’t aware. (I just think it is neat).

Atomic gardening - Wikipedia

Show threadswlabrJul 30, 2025
Grapefruits have another function, besides grapefruiting???
Show threadSoyweiserJul 30, 2025
Yes, the acidic squirt that gets everywhere? Engineered on purpose. It is a scam by big napkin.
Show threadPhilJul 30, 2025

I don’t particularly care about whether COVID was a lab leak or not at this point: gain of function research was spectacularly stupid. It was entirely unclear how it was going to achieve anything of any positive consequence whatsoever except extending the careers of the researchers in question whilst putting the entire world at risk.

Worst risk / benefit trade-off in biological sciences ever?

Show threadswlabrJul 31, 2025
Please self immolate
Show threadPhilJul 31, 2025
Fuck you too.
Show threadDavid GerardJul 31, 2025

what the

no that isn’t a request to elaborate

Show threadistewartJul 30, 2025
klassless pooper
Show threadPhilJul 30, 2025

Ah yes, the poor little smol bean uwu Doge boys. It’s not their fault they (probably) killed 100,000 children. Anyone could have done that!

Back in the real world, these people were adults who let 100,000s die because they didn’t care to check the likely outcome of cutting the programs they assumed were worthless.

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

Sounds familiar doesn’t it? Almost as if Fitzgerald was describing a type.

Show threadAmoeba_GirlJul 31, 2025
My goodness this is shockingly incoherent. These people are not doing well.
Show threadEvinceoJul 31, 2025

Man I thought this was gonna be about the very real dilemma about what is to be done with ICE and other political vanguards if libs ever get power again while trying to come out the other side with some semblance of rule of law and respect for institutions. And the plain fact is that by weaponizing the government to the degree they have, the Trump administration has made it very difficult to ever return to a place where it’s not weaponized.

But her long winded defense of the doge boys undermines her point. They’re not ‘smart young boys’, they’re worms who’s vile crime will stain us for generations.

Show threadSailor Sega SaturnAug 1, 2025

What do I do? Well I start by not calling them “likeable” and continue by calling them “fascists with huge egos whom I despise”.

But I mean you do you Kelsey.