tl;dr: too long; didn't read

ai;dr: contains AI slop; didn't read

av;dr: requested age verification; didn't read

451;dr: content unavailable for legal reasons; didn't read

js;dr: page required JavaScript; didn't read

ps;dr: problematic site; didn't read

dr;dr: I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together.

@neil

pw;dr: paywall; didn't read

And there needs to be one for those YouTube videos that you give up watching when you realise that the presenter is NEVER going to GET TO THE FUCKING POINT.

@TimWardCam @neil
ra;dw - rambling asshole; didn't watch
@TheGreatLlama @TimWardCam @neil haha love this, I think it could also apply to written articles, like that terrible IEEE article that's doing the rounds where the author waffles about Wikipedia for far too long before confirming, yes, their problem is that Wikipedia does not want AI slop.