sherman651Jul 23, 2025
Logan Five Thousand
I feel about Mastodon the same way I feel about my microwave: I don't understand how it works but it does what I need it to so that's all that matters.
Jul 22, 2025 at 7:41pmWeb
Show threadStaff Chief of JointsJul 22, 2025
@LoganFive
How's Mastodon work? Just type your bullshit in the little box there and hit TOOT! Works real good.
Show threadb̴̨h̷̢̨s̴̡̡̕͡ù̢á̴͘͠r͘͝e̛͠z̨̀Jul 22, 2025
@the_etrain @LoganFive now I get it
Show threadLRRR Jul 22, 2025

@LoganFive

I WADDED UP THE MANUAL AND ATE IT. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANY OF THIS SHIT WORKS AND I AM GRATEFUL.

Show threadDavid Penfold Jul 22, 2025

@LRRRonEarth He ate the ActivityPublication, we're doomed!

@LoganFive

Show threadRaederleJul 22, 2025
@[email protected] I’m sure we kept a copy. Certainly we didn’t give out the only copy. Right?!
( @LRRRonEarth @LoganFive )
Show threadBen FooteJul 22, 2025
@LoganFive Makes food mushy?
Show threadNazaniJul 22, 2025
@LoganFive I can create a plasma in a microwave using grapes; not sure what the fediverse can create with grapes, but ready to be amazed.
Show threadSzescstopniJul 23, 2025
@LoganFive Microwave ovens were discovered when someone had a chocolate bar in their pocket melted by a radar. I think that explains Mastodon
Show threadPeterAug 6, 2025
@LoganFive and it has similar effects on gremlins
Show threadRosspOct 10
@LoganFive and 30 or 60 second dips in and out are good enough. (Who uses any other times in a microwave anyway!)