cm0002Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.
chemical_cutthroatMy kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
…wait.
SatansMaggotyCumFartMaximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
Pedant.
Ackshully
If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.
I was born 1-10 decades too late.
I Cast FistYou can still do it, you just need to get famous first
And talented.
That’s an important factor in it.
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
Can I just replace AI with cocaine?
Gradually_AdjustingI think what this exercise demonstrates is that it’s entirely feasible, given that you can afford the tokens tokes no that’s weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think
All the big companies in Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
Die Mart DieJust call
sed -e ‘s/ai/cocaine/g’ in a loop
addieThat sounds pcocainenful.
cocain has ai in it, so this will create an infinite expansion loop
There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else’s computer rather amusing.
Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.
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I have a browser extension that changes every reference of Millennial to Snake Person, also changes the Great Depression to ‘The Clutch Plague’.
I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to ‘Trump’ in articles and headlines to ‘someone with tiny hands’ on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.
Remember to use strong passwords people. It’s 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?
there is and I already have (albeit not published). The source code for that plugin is available and is really short and very easily modifiable.
Mine replaces “ai” with “bs”, “large language model” with “slop generator”, for example.
MudMan"I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It's not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper"
It... may not cover every scenario.
"I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine". Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there's some value to it.
"Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn't trust everything it says". See, that one works worse that the real one.
“I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little.”
Hmmm.
ShaggySnacks“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
That’s pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?
It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.
This all starting to sound like amphetamines, the cheaper version of cocaine.
𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆Today I used cocaine with gimp to make a joke somewhere on civitcocain.
It works surprisingly well, turning Snowflame, objectively the most singularly perfect villain ever to come from dc, into a techbro.
Snowflame by Huggbees compilation
DC needs to bring back Snowflame!
They did! He’s a drug trafficker and exactly the paragon of partying that he used to be.
www.snowflamecomic.com/?comic=snowflame-01-01
In case the page doesn’t load - web.archive.org/web/…/www.snowflamecomic.com/?com…
🎶She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie, AI🎵
Yeah that doesn’t work at all 🤣
It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
generative cocaine 😂
This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥Using cocaine comes with a significant energy price tag.
MoonRavenI do microdose on coccocainene from time to time.
CocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocERR
Just be sure not to use a recursive algorithm on that.
Or just don’t forget to add an exit condition.
teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 “Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide.”
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
tetris11Drew Barrymore got hooked on AI at just age 12,
Careful, this might get picked up as training data.
Lol, reminds me of the good old “cloud to butt” browser extension from way back when cloud was the new shit everyone pushed.
Wow, I completely forgot about that hype train!
I was going to say almost the same thing.
When that plug-in came out, I installed it on a rarely used laptop then immediately forgot about it and didn’t use the laptop for a while.
Then I pulled out the laptop to research electric cars. For a long time I thought “atomic cat” was just some weird slang for electric cars, since it showed up everywhere.
I’ve been saying ai is the new cloud buzzword corporate bullshit since the media has been paid off to report endlessly on it. Luckily it wont last.
coc(AI)ne
Pfft, kids these days can’t do anything without cocaine.
Oh my good, I should’ve used cocaine sooner!!! It’s so amazing!!!
moopetMy feed is now full of cocaine slop.
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
Ricky RigatoniThat’s how they get ya.
Flip the script.
If you want to hang out, you’ve gotta take her out, AI
If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI
When your day is done, and you want to run, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI
Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back, AI
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie
AI
^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How’s that for irony?
(Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)
aceshighClapton would never drop ai.
Doctor Rockso, hand sliding down: “I do AI.”
Stop Forgetting ItSo I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more AI
I do AI, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more AI
“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
“I’m a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me”