YalesJul 21, 2025
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Most doctors agree on a simple plan for life:
- drink water
- get some rest
- exercise once every thousand years
- cover your corporeal form in moss & wildflowers
- shamble slowly through the old forest and become a dark legend of the wildlands
Jul 20, 2025 at 7:05pmWeb
Show threaddonutage (Bill Cole)Jul 20, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner Will my insurance cover the moss & wildflowers?
Show threadAllan ChowJul 20, 2025
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Show threadCyber YukiJul 20, 2025
@grumpasaurus @Edmonds_Scanner LOL, Frieren.
Show threadshook.rocks Jul 20, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner
If I was still a practicing family physician,I would hang that on the office wall.
Show threadJosh Jul 20, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner you had me until the last one. Shambling is just so exhausting…
Show threadlittlemiao Jul 20, 2025
@josh0 @Edmonds_Scanner Oozing slowly through the forest isn’t quite as poetical though
Show threadJosh Jul 20, 2025
@littlemiao @Edmonds_Scanner you don’t know how poetically I can ooze!
Show threadlittlemiao Jul 21, 2025
@josh0 @Edmonds_Scanner 😹😹
Show threadBlue DahliaJul 20, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner done!
Show threadOzzelot Jul 21, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner Ugh, *every* thousand years? It's always something.
Show threadSarah Faey  Jul 21, 2025
@Edmonds_Scanner I showed this to my girlfriend. The only thing she questioned was the exercise part.