I mean, because the left and center are concerned more with the collapse of democracy and the rule of law and the right wants all brown people to die.
Killing all the brown people was how we were supposed to get cheap eggs. The brown people were making our eggs expensive so we had to spend $600M on an Everglades concentration camp
I mean, the eggs are cheap again so I guess it worked?
Except we got rid of most of the employees at the agency that test for the disease that had gutted the chicken population which caused the egg price increase in the first place. So now it’s even more likely to happen again, but also more likely to get you sick as well.