I wish someday to be half as happy as this turtle on a skateboard, chasing a cat ...
@Natasha_Jay wow! what an experience that must be for the lil turtle! 
@Tina @Natasha_Jay FINALLY they can go fast!
@irina @Tina @Natasha_Jay they're just as fast when swimming underwater... but not as cute ๐Ÿฅฐ
@lasse @irina @Tina @Natasha_Jay
I was honestly concerned that their little brain might not be able to see what's happening at this speed, but now i think they're all good so thank you
@RnDanger @irina @Tina @Natasha_Jay and they have an amazing eyesight to boot. My little Cassie can spot me moving, 5 metres across the room, from out of her tank!

@lasse @irina @Tina @Natasha_Jay

Oh that's a good point I hadn't thought about that! No wonder it seems to adapt so readily.

@Natasha_Jay
What did the cat to the turtle to be chased like that?
@ArnimRanthoron @Natasha_Jay
You think the turtle terrarium doesn't have someone perched it outside all night?

@RnDanger @ArnimRanthoron @Natasha_Jay

The tortoise just wants to be friends and to be included in whatever's going on around it. They are very curious and social critters. 

@Natasha_Jay What a day to be alive ๐Ÿคฉ
@Natasha_Jay that video is great but Iโ€™m very curious about that ragtime version of levan polkka
@fluffy @Natasha_Jay I think that's a ragtime version of The Wellerman!
@fluffy @Natasha_Jay I had to look up the Ievan Polkka just to make sure they weren't the same melody. They're definitely not, but they're similar enough that they've been mashed up multiple times: https://www.google.com/search?q=Ievan+polkka+wellerman&udm=14&tbs=li:1
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@confluency @fluffy @Natasha_Jay I think you mean the wheelerman
@renardboy @confluency @Natasha_Jay I was getting them confused, thanks for the correction

@renardboy

Wellerman. An employee of the Weller brothers, who ran a resupply business for whalers in Te Moana Nui a Kiwa (the great ocean of Kiwa / South Pacific)
@confluency @fluffy @Natasha_Jay

@RedRobyn @confluency @fluffy @Natasha_Jay I'm making a joke about the turtle on a skateboard lol
@fluffy @Natasha_Jay
The music for the turtle video is Scott Bradlee's reinterpretation of "The Wellerman" in stride/ragtime style.
@trachelipus @Natasha_Jay Ah, so it is. I was getting my folk songs confused!
@trachelipus @Natasha_Jay well anyway now I'm gonna have to do a ragtime version of Ievan Polkka
@Natasha_Jay

Mooooom
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Why did you provide the Turtle a Skateboard?
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@Natasha_Jay

If you haven't already, go find the YouTube channel; there are a bunch of these videos. My favorites are the ones where Turtle rolls up to Cat, & then sits & stares up at Cat's face like, "Pleeeeese be my friend!"

@Natasha_Jay Gotta go fast!
@catsalad @Natasha_Jay The turtle doesn't even walk very slowly without its skateboard, but it clearly learnt to move around on it quite well.

@ElBeeToots @catsalad @Natasha_Jay

I think most people would be shocked at how fast tortoises can run. When they want to, of course!

@Natasha_Jay

I wonder if the turtle had to learn how to use the skateboard, or if riding the skateboard felt like swimming to the turtle.

@Natasha_Jay aww, it clearly only wants to play and the poor cat is freighted
@Natasha_Jay - Oh, that's the very definition of happiness!

@Natasha_Jay

And, just because it is a perfect accompaniment, here is Sandy Boynton's "Speed Turtle" sung by the late Brian Wilson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY6a1DfkivM

Speed Turtle

YouTube

@Natasha_Jay

Man, assistive technology can really enhance agency in anyone.

@Natasha_Jay this made @mandy_allen cackle with glee, thanks.
@Natasha_Jay My dad's tortoise and cat are mortal enemies. Most people don't realise that if they're warm enough, tortoises can manage surprising bursts of speed. And of course, the tortoise is a cat-proof animal so watching it terrorise the feline can be highly amusing.

@ApostateEnglishman The cat could probably just go somewhere where the tortoise cannot go...

@Natasha_Jay

@wonka @Natasha_Jay Well yes, but instead it tries to fight the armour-plated aggressor, which is why it's so funny.
@ApostateEnglishman @Natasha_Jay Having lived with a former partner's tortoises for many years, I can definitely confirm this. Those little boogers can achieve a surprising level of speed if they're sufficiently motivated. The cats always gave them a wide berth. The more active male tortoise was always more interested in finding females than what the cats were up to.

@ApostateEnglishman @Natasha_Jay

And cats are justn โ€ขnotโ€ข programmed to be pursued by something smaller than they are. You see this same effect with ferrets.

@cavyherd @Natasha_Jay Right! The cat could just jump onto something and sit there smugly, but it's instincts tell it to attack because the thing is half its size. But the tortoise has had millions of years of evolution to adapt to exactly such attacks, so there's nothing the cat can do.

It's like human vs. tank. ๐Ÿ˜†

@ApostateEnglishman @Natasha_Jay

My favorite: watching the cat spot the ferret: "Oo! Small prey mammal!" & start stalking. Then the ferret catches sight of the cat & starts stalking โ€ขbackโ€ข. Stg, the cat's brain visibly shorts out. It starts backing up. You can see the thought balloon form: "Ohโ€”oh no. Oh waitโ€”this isn't how this is supposed to goโ€”!"

The ferret then instinctively goes for the cat's belly. Cat levitates onto nearest elevated surface, & spends the rest of the evening sulking.

@cavyherd @Natasha_Jay Oh many a cat, or a rat, or a rabbit, has been outwitted by a ferret. Those things can take on anything. Once they get a hold they're not letting go until the prey has bled out. They're relentless.

Our family has kept ferrets too.

@ApostateEnglishman @Natasha_Jay

Ah. Then You Know

Humans, also ๐Ÿ˜‚

An intimidation index that would embarrass a bear.

@Natasha_Jay

I gotta get my tort a skateboard!   ๐Ÿ›น

@Natasha_Jay "come back! We can finally be friends and hang out! Whee!"
@Natasha_Jay that turtle is living its best life
@Natasha_Jay
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@Natasha_Jay

I must say, this is Quality content.

The fast turtle is something I never new existed, but am am better for seeing this.
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@Natasha_Jay

Imagine being a turtle your whole life only having that speed in the water, then Lo! This happens out of nowhere and you can glide on the land as you would in the water - hell yeah Im chasing a cat, come here gato!