me: "alright, time to test out the speed limit on this ebike motor"

nyc weather: "haha fuck you. No you're not!" *intense headwind*

me: "alright, fine. I'll just turn around then and make use of the headwind. Let me downshift and.." *derailleur cable snap*

nycweather:

Deep sigh. #BikeTooter
Y'know what would've been cool? Is if it had snapped before the bike shops all closed for the day. But nooooooo....
It's dangerous going to physical bike shops to grab a shifter cable! Nice Bike Friday tandem for sale in the window.