Ever since the Matrix was released in 1999, cell phones have been steadily replacing landlines - which were shown to be the only way to escape.

@drmaddkap Left.

No, the other left!

@greem @drmaddkap

With that line, the Wachowski sisters predicted Leftist online beefs back before most people currently alive were even born!

@passenger @greem @drmaddkap I don't think most people currently alive are under the age of 26 tbh 😅 weren't boomers named for how many there are?

@raphaelmorgan @greem @drmaddkap

Huh, you are correct. The world median age is 30.6 years. I thought it was much lower. TIL.

@passenger @raphaelmorgan @drmaddkap STOP
STOP
PLEASE

I'm nearly 55!

@greem @passenger @drmaddkap says less about you and more about how few people survive past our 30s... You're not old, it's just that a lot of people die young 😥