korinJul 18
end of an era
Show threadkorinJul 18

also this cracks me UP

I CAST 1060 TABS ON THINE DEVICE

Show threadshellbyte (going on break for mh reasons)
@korin imagining doing this with my 28018 tabs
Jul 18 at 5:10amWeb
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korinJul 18
end of an era
Show threadkorinJul 18

i was like "maybe i have a few hundred open"

NO

A FUCKING THOUSAND

Show thread䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦Jul 18

@korin

Nooo what if you still have items in your shopping cart? 

Show threadkorinJul 18

also this cracks me UP

I CAST 1060 TABS ON THINE DEVICE

Show threadfopsJul 18
@korin lightning sound effect
Show threaddiscodeerdiary.govJul 18
@korin they should let me do this to strangers in public
Show threadsirlan <( o brasil é soberano )Jul 18
@aisling @korin tab airdrop
Show threadDoggoJul 18
@korin *explodes* 
Show threadTim HergertJul 18
@korin this may need to be escalated to the wizard's council as well
Show threadJes Jul 18
@korin sends 1000 tabs to your phone cutely
Show threadPrincess Serena Star ✨Jul 18
@korin the funny thing is that all this does is spam your device with notifications
so like all you'll see is just the stack of banners streaming in like a waterfall haha
Show threadargv minus oneJul 18

@korin

This kills the device.

Show threadROTOPE~1 Jul 18
@korin
Show threadAndrewJul 18
@korin
Show threadMeadowJul 18
@korin
I cast Counterspell.
Show threadshellbyte (going on break for mh reasons)Jul 18
@korin imagining doing this with my 28018 tabs
Show threadKeeyaJul 18
@korin Did it survive? 
Show thread⭕ Seosaṁ ᚛ᚄᚓᚑᚄᚐᚋᚆ᚜Jul 18

@korin when context menus give threatening auras... 😂

i fully read the caps like Jack Black. 🤣

Show threadKranstonJul 18
@korin you know what fuck you opens 500 tabs of crazy frog on your phone
Show threadJevidLJul 18
@korin Can’t lie, I literally lol’d… 😆
Show threadkittenJul 18
@korin just a normal end of a day
Show threadEmelia/EmiJul 18
@korin Fun fact: you can find this out without needing to close the browser by going to about:telemetry#scalars-tab_search=tab and looking for max_concurrent_tab_count. Mine's 4484.
Show threadkorinJul 18
i don't get that prompt because i set firefox to save my tabs between sessions
Show threadEmelia/EmiJul 18
@korin Same here, which is how I learned about the about:telemetry method. (And that's also how it got so high in the first place...)
Show threadWildebestJul 18
@korin
How can you open so many? The maximum tabs I've ever opened is 5. I am not comfortable having tabs open and will close them after I'm done.
Show threadCateThorn      Jul 18
@korin how do you still have ram
Show threadkorinJul 18
@Cate 64 gigs baby (only like 15 are active at a time, it's basically just a list of URLs)
Show threadCateThorn      Jul 18
@korin I got 45gbs
must be bottle necked by bad gpu and cpu and hdds
Show threadkorinJul 18
@Cate an HDD is a huge bottleneck if you're running windows
Show threadColinJul 18
@korin I don’t feel bad for regularly ending up with 40-100 tabs anymore.