The absolute funniest shit is the cybersecurity consultants who are trying to advertise they would have stopped a startup CEO from going to a sold out show with a side piece

My sibling in Cthulhu, you wouldn’t stop them hiring an escort on their work laptop with admin rights and AV removed

I was at this one startup once and the industrial network had a nice clean hole through all the firewalls just so the CEO could change the ac temp from her iPad.

@hacks4pancakes reminds me of the one port without NAC at an office I was red teaming, because a VP wanted THEIR printer (that didn't support 802.1X).

So that's where I plugged in my implant

@TurnipCannon

I mean, it's a printer. Even with 802.1x and whatnot, there's probably a dozen vulnerabilities in the damn thing that'll never ever be patched.

@hacks4pancakes