me: "alright, time to test out the speed limit on this ebike motor"
nyc weather: "haha fuck you. No you're not!" *intense headwind*
me: "alright, time to test out the speed limit on this ebike motor"
nyc weather: "haha fuck you. No you're not!" *intense headwind*
me: "alright, fine. I'll just turn around then and make use of the headwind. Let me downshift and.." *derailleur cable snap*
nycweather: