me: "alright, time to test out the speed limit on this ebike motor"

nyc weather: "haha fuck you. No you're not!" *intense headwind*

me: "alright, fine. I'll just turn around then and make use of the headwind. Let me downshift and.." *derailleur cable snap*

nycweather:

Deep sigh. #BikeTooter
@Andres4NY reminds me that I should probably proactively replace my shift cable before it breaks again