Jeremy C. ShippMy newest creation is this pair of fabric art cosmic ghost earrings. I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered them. There's only a 28.4% chance that the ghosts will devour your soul when you wear them.
The ghosts insist that one of them always tells the truth and one of them always lies, but I have a feeling they're both lying about this.
They enjoy eating small moons, listening to horror-based podcasts, and teaching cryptids how to knit.
The metal is stainless steel and hypoallergenic.