beesDeserved honestly
Die Mart DieWho the duck drinks coffee while eating pasta
I’d probably guess the Italians
And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
And if you break this rule, THEY KILL YOU ON THE SPOT
It’s almost as bad as breaking your spaghetti.
I’m imagining an italian fusion of country, where his pasta broke his heart, so his girlfriend broke it to make him feel better heart, which broke his heart again.