beesDeserved honestly
she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird… she as like
NOPE
and bailed
Nah touching someone’s food is weird.
hoshikarakitaridiaYeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that’s more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.
Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person
The irony is that that doesn’t piss you off
I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on, but that’s just me.
AJMaxwellI think you need to learn how to flirt
Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.
For some people it is
Yea, second graders.
They are people too, just like you and me
Yea but most people don’t want to date second graders.
Flirt? Nah, thats pure creep behavior.
By touching his food?
Everyone doesn’t have those kinds of fetishes
There’s the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn’t have.
That definitely happened
amniotic druidHonestly? Those break room hostilities can get intense. I learned at a young age to not fuck with a salaried man’s luncheon. I believe it.
Don’t fuck with anyones food. Even animals get hostile.
LexamI have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
If it’s on or near my plate I’m gonna try and eat it. It’s called finger food for a reason.
I have stabbed no one because I’m not insane. Different strokes I guess
Now thats insanity
In the membranity
No it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community.
No it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support is matters.
No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support is matters.
_lilithtell me you never had your food stolen without telling me
Tell me you live in your head instead of the real world without telling me. You haven’t, and will never stab someone over some missing lunch. Grow up
TonavaJust quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you’re going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they’re also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they’re much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.
The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too
Curious if this works where a woman is trying to stop a man touching her.
People are prepared for punching or screaming and shit, but usually nobody is prepared to get bit, so probably even if the risk of violence is higher. But getting a chunk out of some jerk has its own satisfaction, they will remember it even if you get hurt worse
I really don’t want any part of the dude in my mouth.
It’s just the risk that has to be taken when threatening to bite, if the threat is bluff it’s not wise to try it. I mean it’s probably not wise to try it in the first place, but sometimes idiots just need some bared teeth at them to learn
Yeah I think not threatening to bite is the way forward.
Might have to draw blood if the guy is really not responding to verbal warnings.
Verbal warnings are for when the touching attempts haven’t yet happened. When the hands get close, the first snap is the warning. To have aura of insanity there are no second warnings
I’ll wager a guess that the individual that won’t listen to no may enjoy the “fight” and it won’t go well
Yes I would bet that too. Every reaction is encouragement to some dickheads.
I’ve only ever thrown one person out of a ground floor window for that.
and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄
No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.
Where was this work? The prison kitchen or something?
Venus_ZiegenfalleSmashburger
Die Mart DieWho the duck drinks coffee while eating pasta
People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break
Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw
Coffee messes with iron absorption.
I’d probably guess the Italians
robocallThey drink espresso
*they drink espresso based coffees.
The italians invented lattes, cappuccinos, Americanos etc… most espresso based coffee finds its origin in Italy; it’s just instant coffee and whatever it is Starbucks are doing that they tend to scoff at.
- and moka pot at home, which is not espresso, but makes a reasonable approximation for the fraction of the price of a real espresso machine
LilB0kChoyI think Americano was created by American GIs in Italy during WWI. They diluted espresso with hot water to make it more like traditional American coffee at the time.
There’s also evidence of the term Cafe Americano in Central American Spanish.
Australia and New Zealand also have the long black which is like an Americano but you add the espresso over the water to maintain the crema and get a stronger flavor.
And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
And if you break this rule, THEY KILL YOU ON THE SPOT
It’s almost as bad as breaking your spaghetti.
I’m imagining an italian fusion of country, where his pasta broke his heart, so his girlfriend broke it to make him feel better heart, which broke his heart again.
i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.
Me, 5 minutes ago