Every single person who complains that “they” is weird has, without the slightest wisp of a shadow of a doubt, said something along the lines of “yeah their coat is just over there” or “I think they were saying that…”. They can already do it, and it’s not hard, they just really wanna hate.

They is running late?

You is not very smart, is you?

Again, second person vs third person.

It would seem jakr is not smart one.

You are not the smart one.

Fail.

You might want to work on your grammar, my friend.

'Tis meet that some more audience than a mother, since nature makes them partial, should o’erhear the speech."— Shakespeare, Hamlet (1599);

Caesar: “No, Cleopatra. No man goes to battle to be killed.” Cleopatra: “But they do get killed” —Shaw, Caesar and Cleopatra (1901);

In an 1881 letter, Emily Dickinson wrote “Almost anyone under the circumstances would have doubted if [the letter] were theirs, or indeed if they were themself.”

George Eliot (1859) – Adam Bede:

“It is too late to spare anyone when they **are** dead.”

Cleaopatra is clearly refencing a plural group.

And “Anyone” as a noun is an undetermined number and is often treated as plural. All of these are referencing an ambiguous potential-group, not a context-explicit singular individual.

So you would say that when referencing a singular specific person of undeterminate gender in the third person we should use is? Because I am quite sure that, if that has ever been correct at all, it certainly isn’t now. As per merriam webster: A student was found with a knife and a BB gun in their backpack Monday, district spokeswoman Renee Murphy confirmed. The student, whose name has not been released, will be disciplined according to district policies, Murphy said. They also face charges from outside law enforcement, she said.— Olivia Krauth

If you used any other pronoun other than “they” it would be is and faces

The student also faces charges. S/He faces charges. They face charges. - this is only because we’re conditioned based on they being plural.

Yeah? The pronoun is what causes it to be plural. This is how the grammar works. I don’t understand what your argument is here.