Sad to announce there is one fewer female horseflies in the enviroment. She was large and had a very painful bite, and when I gave her a chance to retreat with dignity she insisted behaving like a rabid vampire. So there you go. Splattered. She's gone. Now I'm having a coffee break. Have a lovely afternoon ya'll.
The local ants are already at work to get rid of the body. No incriminating proof will be left behind
@MPaola She tested your patience and shouldn't have. RIP Splat.
@Eetschrijver 😂 I thought you were going to say 'She tested your patience and you were proven unworthy', which would have been fair enough, I mean...
@MPaola Well, this was legal self-defense.