Fritz Adalis
Nanoraptor
Uli Kusterer (Not a kitteh)@NanoRaptor Well, it started out as stomach medicine AFAIR ... this isn't far off 😂
tjhowse@NanoRaptor Ugh yuck bleh.
I've missed these.
Neutrin
SnowFox@NanoRaptor Why settle for 1450 ppm F⁻? Try some good, old-fashioned 540 ppm H₃PO₄ toothpaste today!
(Source: An apparently official leaflet that gives 43 mg phosphorous per 250 ml, written as if phosphoric acid is good for bones/teeth because they contain phosphorous, even though it's very much the opposite! Ugh.)
Dan JonesI can tell that's fake, because real Coca-Cola toothpaste is brown.
Unless it's Coke Zero.
Michael Cook@danjones000 @NanoRaptor I was thinking maybe Vanilla Coke?
m_eiman@danjones000 @NanoRaptor Crystal Coke!
Jonathan Polley@NanoRaptor How much caffeine is in there?
Bruce Heerssen@NanoRaptor
The first toothpaste that actually removes your enamel as it cleans!
The first toothpaste that actually removes your enamel as it cleans!
Andrew Douglass@NanoRaptor I’ll take a crate. I hate minty toothpaste and so many of the alternative flavors are fluoride-free.
mORA
Jocelynephiliac 
@NanoRaptor having tried the cocacola tic tacs… no, absolutely not
rich@NanoRaptor - and the circle is complete.🦷
Evie Musselwhite 
@NanoRaptor Back to your old tricks again, I see! 
Scott Small 🇨🇦@NanoRaptor …this one took me WAY longer than it should have. Well played 😂
Matteꙮ Italia@NanoRaptor I'm almost sure that when I was little there was cola-flavored toothpaste (albeit not official-Coca-Cola brand) 😅
llewelly@NanoRaptor
looks horrible, but I doubt it tastes as awful as the "enough mint to kill the 20 mule team that dragged borax out of death valley" that every other toothpaste has.
looks horrible, but I doubt it tastes as awful as the "enough mint to kill the 20 mule team that dragged borax out of death valley" that every other toothpaste has.
Geekman@NanoRaptor I like how it fizzes when I start brushing. It’s the fizzing action that cleans better.
Large Format ProjectionistOh that is so funny.
https://nelsonnaturals.com/en-us/products/crush-brush-rootbeer-float-60g?variant=39694943289438
Oh dear god, it's not funny anymore.
Alex Ross@NanoRaptor Lovely to see you posting again, hope you're feeling better!
AndrewF@NanoRaptor What’s this? A Nanoraptor taking its first tentative step out of the warm primordial sea of technology image mashups, onto the terra firma of… The Everything Else. Aaaarrrgh! <runs screaming to the hills>