ISibboIJul 12
link (t)wink 
Jul 12 at 8:12pmWeb
Show threadSchrΓΆdiΙ²ger's Femboy :v_bottom:Jul 12
@link "smart" tech and IOT was a mistake
Show threadBeauJul 12
@goowose @link but like mqtt and esphome 
Show threadAirelle πŸ•ΈJul 13
@goowose @link Their toothbrushes work just fine offline, though.
Show threadGergovieJul 13

@epithumia @goowose @link

Are you sure ? ...

Show threadAirelle πŸ•ΈJul 13
@Gergovie @goowose @link My wife has one and hasn't opened the app since day 2 (last year).
Show threadAirelle πŸ•ΈJul 13
@Gergovie Basically, the app is a tracker/gamification for your brushing habit/routine and used for customization (color of the led ring, cleaning modes order).
Show threadDerGenesisJul 12
@link "brushing experience" OMG
Show threadJensJul 12
@link @holgi Nindestens genauso bekloppt wie meine Bluetooth gesteuerte Kaffeetasse (ember mug).
Show threadlumpen πŸ‰ IIIJul 12
@link when i see things like this it's just funny, it's not 'oh god what an orwellian nightmare' it's 'what kind of chump would buy a smart toothbrush? what a sucker'
Show threadCoopDot πŸ’» 𐑒𐑡𐑐𐑛π‘ͺ𐑑Jul 12
@scrum @link I might get one of those for Xmas, because I "like tech" and currently don't own one. The only way to stop it is logging into Facebook  and periodically post things like that to get the point across. That will not happen
Show thread🦎 Leezard 🦎Jul 12

@link

Saw this months ago, it still applies sometimes

Show threadPlan A to YJul 12
@link Make sure you have a secure password, otherwise you never know who could be brushing your teeth
Show threadnowhereman (nicht der andere!)Jul 12
@link
This hopefully doesn't mean to get bluetooth then.
Show threaddasSchlusyJul 13
@link hopefully your Backup works kappa
Show threadDer DingsJul 13
@link @holgi Brushing experience of a lifetime.
Show threadSindastra   πŸŒˆπŸ€Jul 13
@link I really hope this is fake and just for comedy. ​​
Show threadWilliJul 13
@link means its a multiuser device? :)
Show threadF4GRX SébastienJul 15

@link if you dont log back in all you'll get is an anal-B experience.

Sorry, I'm already out.

Show threadelectron.gregJul 15
@link
I hate it more being logged out of my DRM enabled loo roll.
Show threadJoxe Rojas πŸ₯Jul 15
@link #InternetOfShit
Show threadEdu LartzangurenJul 15
@link Oral ex.
Show threadAlexander 😷Jul 15

@link I will never not think about this truly visionary Escape Pod story when another one of these comes around: https://escapepod.org/2007/07/19/ep115-conversations-with-and-about-my-electric-toothbrush/

Much more entertaining than any "AI" crap too.

#Enshittification #SpeculativeFiction #EscapePod

Escape Pod 115: Conversations With and About My Electric Toothbrush | Escape Pod

β€œI read an interesting forum post last night,” my electric toothbrush told me over its low burr. β€œThiff ouff thew be thood,” I said through my mouth of foam. β€œIt was!” he replied.

Escape Pod
Show threadMarc β˜€οΈπŸŒŠπŸ–οΈJul 15
@link I bought a lightbulb thant can change colour, thinking that it'd have a remote, but nope, you need to use an app that requires you to make an account. And every time I want to use it I'm logged out again.