Anon OpinAll buses should have a deep bucket of water next to the driver's cab. Passengers should be empowered to drop the phones of users playing music or taking calls without headphones into the bucket.
Charlie Stross@anon_opin This is your annoying scheduled reminder that iPhones are IP68 water ingress-resistant, as are most Android models. Headphones, in contrast, can usually be killed by immersion (but that's the exact opposite of the message we want to convey here) …
Arthur van der Harg@cstross @anon_opin Use olive oil instead of water.
@ArtHarg @anon_opin That could get rather expensive. Can I suggest diesel oil instead?
@cstross @anon_opin Excellent suggestion, sir. Or perhaps used motor oil?