How dare this article describe me so accurately
https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/knowing-steam-players-are-hoarders-explains-why-you-give-valve-that-30-percent-analyst-tells-devs-you-get-access-to-a-bunch-of-drunken-sailors-who-spend-money-irresponsibly/
"More than likely the person buying your game is not going to play it."
@scalzi truly, I share your outrage.
But my kid actually plays all my Steam games, so at least they’re not just taking up disk space. 😎