"Is this 911? Yes, hello officer, I would like to report a murder."
You jest, but: Tiktok has obviated literacy so unsurprisingly I am hearing reports a lot of them have found out and are, indeed, losing their shit.
The best I've seen so far involved a car video of a dude in a MAGA hat screaming into the camera at DJT. When he got to, "DO YOU THINK I AM STUPID?!?!" I had to stop lest I accidentally choke on my own tongue.