*Takes a deep breath*
#MariaDB might be the best general database engine ever and it sucks that the for-profit company using the name kept stepping on rusty rakes over and over again so that people in suits who can't distinguish the corp from the foundation pushed for other platforms.
Side note: #PostgreSQL, I want to love you, but I have so many similar feelings about you as I do about coding in rust. You're too pedantic for your own good.