@TheBreadmonkey Springer spaniel? Cockblock spaniel, more like

@TheBreadmonkey I'm quite amazed that dogs - which generally have a pretty solid sense of good, bad and fun - have stooped so low to smell the definition of what hoomans and their silly laws define as currently not allowed.

@TheBreadmonkey Not allowed in the US capitol building.

@TheBreadmonkey “Sorry gorgeous, I was looking forward to an evening of steamy, prolonged love-making too, with multiple orgasms and all of that, but then fucking Paw Patrol ruined it.”

@TheBreadmonkey How did they train this poor little dog 🐕 The mind boggles