As a straight woman, I’ve got to admit she’s got an ass on her.

as a gay woman can confirm that is some fine ass

also this child should be sprayed with a water bottle. back in my day* when you couldn’t handle that tutelary derriere you wrote hit rock songs like Hot For Teacher, not shitposts

*I’m a millennial stealing gen x valor here lol

Well, Diamond Dave is a boomer, but yeah, Van Halen was part of the soundtrack to GenX

“as a gay woman can confirm that is some fine ass”

Sometimes a woman beauty can defy gender and orientation.

“also this child should be sprayed with a water bottle. back in my day* when you couldn’t handle that tutelary derriere you wrote hit rock songs like Hot For Teacher, not shitposts”

Or just rap songs about it. Either way we used to be more civilized then this.

“Gen X valor”

We have that? Dude…

We have it, we just dont care.
Would Stacy’s Mom be the Millennial equivalent?