Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀alright i’ve booted up bloodborne and i have no idea what i’m doing. let’s go.
i’m gonna end up with a shit build cause i have no idea what i’m doing, i don’t think i’ve ever beaten nor really played a soulslike lmao
i got lost in the character creator for a bit but i’ve decided to be young female with a violent past
this is just what britain is like, idk what this game is trying to say
i’m taking this random man i met in a dream at face value when he says not to think too hard about what’s happening cause i have no idea what’s happening
he says to use the doll, should it please me. i will when i am informed of the last time it has been cleaned.
i’m still not very far cause i’m not super good but so far i’m understanding that i am a hunter cause i’m in the hunters dream but also an outsider cause everyone keeps telling me so. it is the night of the hunt and i’m headed for a church, i think.
i have finally made contact with the doll.
alright i’m back to playing bloodborne. i haven’t beaten the cleric beast yet because i’m not very good but i’m starting to get the hang. i’m think i’m gonna swap my blunder buss for a pistol cause this thing slow af.
oh yeah the pistol is so much faster lmao duh
i have finally beat the first boss of bloodborne, the cleric beast. fire is effective.
i have accidentally encountered father gascoigne and lost about two levels of blood echoes lmao
HAHA i managed to get in there, collect my echoes and get him caught on the geometry long enough to use a bold hunters mark outta there
i don’t think i will find my worth in the waking world, doll
i am paying for laughing at gascoigne getting caught on the geometry because now i’m getting caught on the geometry trying to get his ass lmao
alright we’re back at it with the bloodborne, may the good blood guide my way
I GOT FATHER GASCOIGNE! got him to his final phase and then just threw a bunch of molotovs at him. 😎
oh my god i found the broach
i can use it?? that’s fucked up, this isn’t mine
i uhhhh my save got corrupted when i tried to save and quit to the menu instead of taking a loading screen or two through the hunters dream and i hit yes when it asked me to “reconstruct save” or something before z could tell me not to lmao
so uhh i’m gonna have a little pity party with a beer for a moment and then start up again cause i wasn’t that far in and i won’t spend a bunch of blood echoes on shit i don’t need cause i understand the build mechanics more 😎
OH and z pointed out i wont spend a bunch of blood stone shards on a weapon i dont wanna use cause i was using the threaded cane at first
pity party over, character creator shit over, we’re back at it again 😎
got madman’s knowledge, made contact with the doll, going quick 😎
still going for the cleric beast first cause i want my kirkhammer
got the cleric beast my second try, and that’s after i spent some time fucking around in the sewers lol
LMAO i was fighting father gascoigne again and somehow he got caught behind a portion of fencing in the arena during his final phase? so i just threw molotovs at him until he died. z said it deleted my save, it owes me one lol.
well i’m exactly where i was earlier today after the boss fight. it’s late and i can discover the secrets of the sad child tomorrow. 💖
my fucking save data got corrupted again
my little heart
i’m listening to ‘what hurts the most’ by rascal flatts
🎶 WHAT HURTS THE MOST
IS BEING SO CLOSE
AND HAVING SO MUCH TO PLAY
AND GETTING ANOTHER CORRUPTED SAVE 🎶
IS BEING SO CLOSE
AND HAVING SO MUCH TO PLAY
AND GETTING ANOTHER CORRUPTED SAVE 🎶
alright well the ps5 recovered my save right before the cleric beast fight so i have to do that to get my kirk hammer and then fight gascoigne once again but it shouldn’t get fucked again from here?
while having to do these two boss fights for the third time to progress sucks, i’m taking it as practice for the rest of the game lol
FINALLY, i believe i will progress forward
i defeated the cleric beast my first go around on the ps5 😎
got my kirkhammer, upgraded it to where i was once again. now for father gascoigne, once again.
i have finally returned the broach and killed the pig in the sewers, as z hinted at when i said i wanted to give it back. the messages were right, nothing but grief here.
finally, i move beyond the gate of oedon
i went back to tell an old lady of the chapel. she wasn’t very nice but really no one here is.
i was just picked up and squished by… something
cooperate with alfred? .. sure?
Brociopathic Mendencieswhaaaaa???? that happens? is that a known issue?
@jackdaw_ruiz no z thinks our ps4’s hard drive is shot