Hello! Welcome to the Fediverse! Please be cool. Please. I am begging you. Just. Be. Cool.

@theropologist I'M BEING VERY FUCKING COOL AND ALSO CHILL*

*reporting this post

@theropologist but I have important propaganda to make all those unthinking sheep wake up and finally see things my way 
@theropologist Turns out beige.party is a larger group among those instances and I have surfed joyful texts from some accounts. That truth is unknown before I apply for joining and never late to say thank you.

@theropologist
Not to sound ungrateful, oh Beigey One, but will we be able to get the post button to read as: Beige It! again?

That would be pretty cool. 🤓

@WrenArcher @theropologist

Does not beige work well together with #gravy?

Can #gravy not be beige?

@AlsoPaisleyCat @WrenArcher @theropologist Beige #gravy is totally a thing if you live in the US South. 😂
@faithisleaping @AlsoPaisleyCat @WrenArcher @theropologist
Be honest, entirely beige MEALS are a thing in the south

@AlsoPaisleyCat @WrenArcher @theropologist
My gravy is beige-ish, and honestly I do not recommend it.

#gravy
#beige

@AlsoPaisleyCat @WrenArcher @theropologist #Beige #Gravy is almost as bad as the brown acid, if you believe what Wavy Gravy said.
@theropologist a bit hard when it is 36c in shade

@theropologist Sorry, Tragically Hip is the best I can muster these days.

Take it or leave it.

@theropologist but.... I've never been cool™.

*sobs*