Hello! Welcome to the Fediverse! Please be cool. Please. I am begging you. Just. Be. Cool.
@theropologist I'M BEING VERY FUCKING COOL AND ALSO CHILL*
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@theropologist I'M BEING VERY FUCKING COOL AND ALSO CHILL*
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We're cool...I think?
Calmer than you are.
@theropologist
Not to sound ungrateful, oh Beigey One, but will we be able to get the post button to read as: Beige It! again?
That would be pretty cool. 🤓
@AlsoPaisleyCat @WrenArcher @theropologist
My gravy is beige-ish, and honestly I do not recommend it.
@theropologist Sorry, Tragically Hip is the best I can muster these days.
Take it or leave it.
@theropologist but.... I've never been cool™.
*sobs*