This is a Paternoster Elevator, it does not have doors and never stops.
@muskanity the quick and the dead

@muskanity There's a big button in the middle that will make it stop.
Instantly.
Regardless of the locations of the cars.

Do not ask me how I know this.

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paternoster = Pater Noster ->-> The Lord's Prayer.
(for those not schooled in Latin or Catholicism.)
The irony of naming a scary method of conveyance after one of the prayer folks are likely to say when they are really fekkin' scared.
(The other prayer, in the Catholic context is the Hail Mary - or, to quote St. George Carlin, "The really fast version: Haa-men!")
@muskanity Is there a sign warning about poking any body part outside the confines of the box? That thing could lose you a limb (or a head)
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The Flat and the Fallacious
@muskanity "this is a pornstar elevator [...]"
yes makes sense, brain.