gosh.. nostalgia going hard on this little doodle i made almost exactly 8 years ago when i was 13...

Lucky - CimbaMuzics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ7t0WiiNeU

Important looking Rewe manager dude: "du hast nen fisch auf'm kopp.."
ich: "und sie haben einen eistee im regal der ausläuft."
er, wenig beeindruckt: "ach ja?"
ich, unbeschadet: "pfanner Tetra Pack® Rex® 2L :3"
er: *sprintet los*

teehee, fuck around (call haj a "fisch") and find out

i can't stop laughing at the dumpster fire that is the windows 11 install on our university PCs.. it still has the windows 7 non-aero setup screen, suddenly the new windows throbber reverted to the old windowa 10 dotted one, the PC next to me has start-up chimed at least 4 times now...

i am at a loss for words

show me a more authentic way to listen to nanobii! hp compaq nx9105 from april 2005 chugging along on 512mb ram and a single core 1.6ghz processor, struggling to process palemoon and indivious audio mode🥴

gosh they did make good friggin laptop speakers back then tho!

(also, cheating slightly by usb tethering from my old phone bc the wifi card won't connect to anything modern (tho antix linux does have driver support!) on the one usb port that isn't 12mb/s)

sexworkers who exlusively ride cock...

call that a Bereitschaftsdienst